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A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 28 reviews
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Heidi (Chandler, US)
Your location: Arizona
This product helped me with: Dryness, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Best towel ever

Nobody else is allowed to use this. This is not my cum towel. Don't worry I just use this soft washcloth to wipe my booty or boob mask off. It's soft and sassy...yes me but this review is for the towel.

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Robert Hagar (Bethlehem, US)
Your location: 18018
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

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Raylene Smith (Victorville, US)
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

I like it

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Cat Valadez (San Marcos, US)
Your location: San Marcos, CA
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
So fun

This towel makes me laugh and that’s not something I can say about most towels. So much fun!

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Anonymous (Greensboro, US)
Thick and soft!

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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Rachel Franek (Wilmington, US)
Your location: North Carolina
Cute but thought it would be bigger

It's a cute towel, but came super small... guess I didn't realize that when I ordered it but still a funny gift

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ELLA LAWRENCE (Ramsgate, GB)
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

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