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"This is not a cum towel" Anese towel. Anese

This is not a cum towel

Anese towel.

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.


Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
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Anonymous
Your location: London
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

R
R.C.
Your location: Minneapolis
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Perfect

Great gift for my FWB

J
J.
Your location: Thattt bootyy
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
I love my cum towel I mean what ?

I love my not a cum towel I use it after my down with the thickness booty mask! Once I seen it on the site it was the first thing in my cart along with my the booty trio.

L
L.
Your location: NY
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Cutest Addition to my Bathroom

Not only is this washcloth adorable, it is super soft and perfect for use with Down with the Thickness.

C
C.E.
Your location: Orlando
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

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Ooh..more stuff.

More sass for that bathroom counter.
That booty tho.
The Original Booty Scrub
The Original Booty Scrub
Down with the thickness.
Collagen Booty Mask
Collagen Booty Mask
Cream dream.
Booty cream.
Booty cream.

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
93%
(13)
7%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
A
Anonymous
Your location: London
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

R
R.C.
Your location: Minneapolis
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Perfect

Great gift for my FWB

J
J.
Your location: Thattt bootyy
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
I love my cum towel I mean what ?

I love my not a cum towel I use it after my down with the thickness booty mask! Once I seen it on the site it was the first thing in my cart along with my the booty trio.

L
L.
Your location: NY
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Cutest Addition to my Bathroom

Not only is this washcloth adorable, it is super soft and perfect for use with Down with the Thickness.

C
C.E.
Your location: Orlando
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

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