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This is not a cum towel

Anese Merch
$16

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
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Raylene Smith (Victorville, US)
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

I like it

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Anonymous (Greensboro, US)
Thick and soft!

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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Emily
Your location: Iowa
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Dullness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It’s a Rag, Not a Towel

It’s nicely embroidered & it’s quality but it’s a washcloth, not a “towel” by any means. 😂

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Ashlee Young (Pukalani, US)

I like the towel and the message, I think it's hilarious. But I was expecting a bigger towel, from how it looks online I was surprised to see the actual size.

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Emily Bruns (O'Fallon, US)
Your location: St. Louis, MO
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Fun

This towel is what prompted me to make an order. I think its super cute, albeit a little overpriced.

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Amanda Glesmann
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
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Raylene Smith (Victorville, US)
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

I like it

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Anonymous (Greensboro, US)
Thick and soft!

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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Emily
Your location: Iowa
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Dullness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It’s a Rag, Not a Towel

It’s nicely embroidered & it’s quality but it’s a washcloth, not a “towel” by any means. 😂

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Ashlee Young (Pukalani, US)

I like the towel and the message, I think it's hilarious. But I was expecting a bigger towel, from how it looks online I was surprised to see the actual size.

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Emily Bruns (O'Fallon, US)
Your location: St. Louis, MO
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Fun

This towel is what prompted me to make an order. I think its super cute, albeit a little overpriced.

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Amanda Glesmann
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel