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Hey beauty genius!

Anese is serious skincare for babes who don't take life too seriously.

Hey beauty genius!

Anese is serious skincare for babes who don't take life too seriously.

We like to keep it real. Not just with our in your face product names, but with our on your face products. Because beauty should be fun! You can be mindful with your skin care and still throw an "F" word around now and then.

In fact, we put some serious TLC into our products, from production to testing to picking out the perfect sassy and sarcastic title. Every product goes from "I really wish there was a product that..." to "wtf should we name this" to "that's some cute ass packaging, go team, high five."

Keeping it real, one beauty product at a time.

We only use ingredients that are totally necessary for an effective product that smells good. That means you can ACTUALLY understand our labels. All of our products are made in our lab after careful research and testing. We do not test on animals and never will because it's 2021 for pete sakes.

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The Original Booty Scrub
The Original Booty Scrub

Collagen Booty Mask
Collagen Booty Mask

Booty cream.
Booty cream.

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Booty scrub + Booty mask + Booty oil
Booty scrub + Booty mask + Booty oil