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This is not a cum towel - Anese
This is not a cum towel - Anese
This is not a cum towel - Anese

This is not a cum towel

$18.00
Description

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

FAQ

How effective is the product in achieving an acne-free, plump, and glowing butt?
Our products are designed for noticeable improvements in butt acne, plumpness, and a radiant glow. Many of our customers rave about transformative results, instilling confidence in their skincare journey.

What should I do if I don't see immediate results?
Patience is key in skincare journeys. Consistency is rewarded, and our customer service team is dedicated to supporting you. Your satisfaction is our priority.

How long does a product typically last with regular use?
The longevity of our product aligns with regular use. Check the product packaging for details, and feel confident that your purchase is an investment in lasting skincare benefits.

Are there any potential side effects I should be aware of?
While rare, we prioritize safety. Our formula is crafted with care, and it's advisable to perform a patch test. Rest assured, the majority of users experience positive results without any issues.

How can I determine if this product is suitable for my skin?
Customer reviews provide firsthand accounts of success stories. For a personalized approach, especially if you have specific skincare concerns, consulting with a skincare professional ensures confidence in your choice.

Is this product suitable for all skin types?
Yes, our inclusive formula caters to diverse skin types. Your confidence in our product is important, and for added assurance, dermatologist testing is done on every product.

This is not a cum towel

$18.00