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This is not a cum towel

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$16.00
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A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

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This is not a cum towel

$16.00

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
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Heidi (Chandler, US)
Your location: Arizona
This product helped me with: Dryness, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Best towel ever

Nobody else is allowed to use this. This is not my cum towel. Don't worry I just use this soft washcloth to wipe my booty or boob mask off. It's soft and sassy...yes me but this review is for the towel.

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Robert Hagar (Bethlehem, US)
Your location: 18018
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

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Raylene Smith (Victorville, US)
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

I like it

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Cat Valadez (San Marcos, US)
Your location: San Marcos, CA
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
So fun

This towel makes me laugh and that’s not something I can say about most towels. So much fun!

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Anonymous (Greensboro, US)
Thick and soft!

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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A.B. (Greensboro, US)
Your location: NC
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Thick and soft

I really like this product! I gave it a four instead of five stars because it’s more of a washcloth than a towel. The description says that it’s 15” x16” but it’s actually 11.5” x 11.5”. I was a little disappointed at the size but other than that, it’s a nice, quality “towel”! It’s not a cum towel, it’s a washcloth! Lol!

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Rachel Franek (Wilmington, US)
Your location: North Carolina
Cute but thought it would be bigger

It's a cute towel, but came super small... guess I didn't realize that when I ordered it but still a funny gift

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VB (Little Ferry, US)
Your location: NJ
This product helped me with: Dryness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
v funny, towel quality lacking

love the novelty of the towel and the color is perfect. not thrilled by the quality of the towel though, feels like something you could get on clearance at bed bath and beyond. i was hoping for a bit more luxury for such an expensive wash cloth sized towel.

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Since 2016 when we first released our cult-favorite That Booty Tho scrub to now, we've always been about uplifting you and providing you with skincare that makes you feel like the best version of you.

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