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"This is not a cum towel" Anese towel. Anese

This is not a cum towel

Anese towel.

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.


Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
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M
M.
Your location: Phoenix, AZ
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It wasn't a pipe either.

But we all know what this is used for.

This towel is semi soft and goes through the wash with ease. You can tell me what it isn't, but we all know what it is.

In all realness, I wouldn't use this on my face due to texture. But for the rest of the body it is 👌 And yes, even those areas.

M
M.
Your location: Phoenix, AZ
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It wasn't a cigar either.

But we all know what this is used for.

This towel is semi soft and goes through the wash with ease. You can tell me what it isn't, but we all know what it is.

In all realness, I wouldn't use this on my face due to texture. But for the rest of the body it is 👌 And yes, even those areas.

A
A.G.
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

J
J.
Your location: San Diego
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
This was advertised as not a cum towel

But that’s what I use it for. I bleach it after.

J
J.
Your location: San Diego
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
This was advertised as not a cum towel

But that’s what I use it for. I bleach it after.

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Ooh..more stuff.

More sass for that bathroom counter.
That booty tho.
The Original Booty Scrub
The Original Booty Scrub
Down with the thickness.
Collagen Booty Mask
Collagen Booty Mask
Cream dream.
Booty cream.
Booty cream.

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
89%
(8)
11%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
M.
Your location: Phoenix, AZ
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It wasn't a pipe either.

But we all know what this is used for.

This towel is semi soft and goes through the wash with ease. You can tell me what it isn't, but we all know what it is.

In all realness, I wouldn't use this on my face due to texture. But for the rest of the body it is 👌 And yes, even those areas.

M
M.
Your location: Phoenix, AZ
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
It wasn't a cigar either.

But we all know what this is used for.

This towel is semi soft and goes through the wash with ease. You can tell me what it isn't, but we all know what it is.

In all realness, I wouldn't use this on my face due to texture. But for the rest of the body it is 👌 And yes, even those areas.

A
A.G.
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

J
J.
Your location: San Diego
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
This was advertised as not a cum towel

But that’s what I use it for. I bleach it after.

J
J.
Your location: San Diego
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
This was advertised as not a cum towel

But that’s what I use it for. I bleach it after.

12