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This is not a cum towel

Anese towel.
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A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.


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Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
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Anonymous
Your location: London
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

R
R.C.
Your location: Minneapolis
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Perfect

Great gift for my FWB

J
J.
Your location: Thattt bootyy
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
I love my cum towel I mean what ?

I love my not a cum towel I use it after my down with the thickness booty mask! Once I seen it on the site it was the first thing in my cart along with my the booty trio.

L
L.
Your location: NY
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Cutest Addition to my Bathroom

Not only is this washcloth adorable, it is super soft and perfect for use with Down with the Thickness.

C
C.E.
Your location: Orlando
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
93%
(13)
7%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
A
Anonymous
Your location: London
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

R
R.C.
Your location: Minneapolis
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Perfect

Great gift for my FWB

J
J.
Your location: Thattt bootyy
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
I love my cum towel I mean what ?

I love my not a cum towel I use it after my down with the thickness booty mask! Once I seen it on the site it was the first thing in my cart along with my the booty trio.

L
L.
Your location: NY
This product helped me with: Acne/blemishes, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Cutest Addition to my Bathroom

Not only is this washcloth adorable, it is super soft and perfect for use with Down with the Thickness.

C
C.E.
Your location: Orlando
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping, Stretch marks and/or cellulite, Acne/blemishes
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel